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The Lovely Lady Linda decided I needed a theme song, so she penned this little ditty. Now I have my very own theme song! It’s a catchy little tune, eh?

To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Gerald the Galloping Gringo,
He was very sad indeed.
He couldn't play at barrels,
‘Cause he didn’t have a steed.

All of the other gringos,
Used to laugh and call him names.
Gerald the Galloping Gringo,
Couldn’t play the barrel games.

Then one happy Finals Eve,
Cowboy came to stay.
Gerald with your eyes so bright,
Won’t you run with me tonight?

Then all the gringos loved him,
Gerald shouted out with glee.
I'm going to win at barrels,
With Sharon and her A.R.Tee!

Our best wishes to you for a holiday season ripe with happiness and peace, health and prosperity, and a very Happy New Year!